aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
hockeyhermit: My talents include loving hockey players watching hockey crying myself to sleep because of hockey I find myself to be a very worthy candidate for the job of being a girlfriend.
brad-marcgand: tomatoews: ebsandflow: nicklaslidstrom: WHAT WAS THAT??? Our team scored and the crowd was chanting “LET’S GO RED WINGS”??? Not “Chicago Sucks”? It’s like we actually know how to cheer on our team! Wow! HAHAHAHAH. Do you not realize that Hawks fans cheer on the team all the time? It’s all fun and games to cheer “Detroit Sucks” because it’s a rivalry. Get your head out...
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs